Look, I'm just going to be completely straight with you, Walker. Where do you think you're going? But first I could really use some pancakes. Look, we tried everything we could to prevent this whole thing from happening. Morgan, this guy is dangerous. He was really looking forward to the buy more costume contest. And don't worry, we're going to bring him in, Chuck. Do you think that this year would be a good time for you and Morgan to have separate costumes? Seems you already know, Chuck.
Uh, the short version is that I didn't get the job. Oh, dude, Christopher Walken playing some evil Nazi villain? Uh, how long do you want me to stay? Do you know what we can do with this system if we really wanted to, Chuck? I'm getting ready for our annual Halloween party. At least, not in the sense of traditional two-person intimacy. Why are you doing this? We keep a fleet of B-2s in Guam, kept on nuclear alert, just in case. Time to return the favor. Chuck, I will not be ignored! Look, he was casing the arcade.
Said she had a surprise for you. I helped design that home theater system. I kind of skipped out on the interview. And how do you know all this? If you turn me in to your handlers, it's like signing my death warrant. Come on, I was this close to closing a sale. Please, Chuck, she could be tracking us. I haven't had a chance to play with this bad boy since I designed it.
I told him you were innocent, okay? I-I used to be cool? Everything is not going to be cool. Where do you think you're going? I'm actually part of the nerd herd. Chuck Bartowski to przeciętny mężczyzna, któremu nawet przez myśl nie przeszło, że kiedyś od niego mogą zależeć losy całego świata. I'll call you right back. I'm sure he's got a perfectly good excuse.
Bond was that spy-guy, right? Oh, I bet you did, slugger. No, no, no, no, don't even worry about it. I don't Too bad Zorin didn't have this home theater system. Did I violate your trust? There's a huge Halloween party there every year. What the hell am I supposed to do? Meanwhile, Chuck has to keep his secrets from best friend and co-worker Morgan Grimes, and his concerned sister Ellie Bartowski. But this My body is my temple. I have a job interview today.
Aren't you going to congratulate me? Whatever the jobs called for actually. Wow, we We actually look like a real couple. Who do you work for? I mean, what kind of loser would steal a guy's bike? When I was 12, I hid under Ellie's bed, so I could watch her undress. Is it more important than big Mike's relaxation? He's your run of the mill computer whiz working for Buy-More with his equally nerdy friends all while longing for the woman of his dreams. They can help you, Laszlo. I don't know who you're supposed to be, but that's the most kick-ass costume ever.
And you knew that I'd believe you about ducting the wire, but you were wrong, Laszlo. First Chuck bails on you and your stupid space-penis costume. Other then being charming and beautiful, no, ma'am. There's got to be someplace you can hide me. And I must treat it as such. And second of all, dune fans have been going nuts over our costume since the eighth grade. It could be today if you want it to be today.
We are, but I'm starting to feel like the guy who always gets picked last, and I do not like feeling like Team Chuck's little fat kid. I'm a little, I'm a little strapped. It's time for his interview. That's what bad guys do, Chuck. So, uh, where did you get the costume? Wait till you see my snake. You know, like Adam and Eve, Adam.